Where was the security Bold & Beautiful‘s Bill supposedly had when Luna waltzed right out of his mansion? And while we’re at it…

How did Bold & Beautiful‘s Luna get from Bill’s to the hospital? Did she hot-wire one of Bill’s cars, or did she get the “supposedly dead person” Lyft discount?

 

 

How did General Hospital’s Martin know Drew had been cut out of Monica’s will when Alexis was her lawyer and had possession of the legal document?

Why does Young & Restless’ Jill have so much more compassion and understanding for Cane than she does for her own son, Billy? Sure, Billy has screwed up (repeatedly), but Cane pretended to be her dead son, Philip!

How weirdly prescient was it of Beyond the Gates‘ Leslie to give Bad Bunny a shoutout the same week his upcoming Super Bowl performance was all over the news? (This is especially true when you consider that the episode was taped months ago!)

As fantastically no-BS as Days of Our Lives‘ Sarah was with Sophia, were you like, “Damn! Victoria’s gonna get away with nothin’ when she’s a teenager!”?

Are the full-time servants Bold & Beautiful‘s Brooke said Bill has invisible? Has anybody ever seen one of them?

Exactly how long is General Hospital’s Jack going to wait before questioning Britt about her time at the Five Poppies?

Sure, Young & Restless’ Phyllis talks a lot about her job… but can anyone explain what she actually does for Cane? Which leads naturally into our next question…

Why is everyone on Young & Restless so afraid of Cane? It’s not like he can, ya know, shoplift their corporations. As the ladies in our favorite insurance commercial like to say, “That’s not how this works. It’s not how any of this works!”

Why would Days of Our Lives’ Julie give Stephanie’s address to her ex-boyfriend — who left town as a fugitive — without first checking that it was OK to do so?

Why is Bold & Beautiful‘s Ridge so worked up about Luna being alive when he seems to have completely forgotten that Sheila is, too — and she’s shot not only Steffy and Finn but both of the dressmaker’s wives, his mother and more? (On the other hand, kudos to him for scaring the bejusus out of the young killer with his straight talk!)

Has General Hospital done an amazing job of playing the Nathan/Maxie/Spinelli triangle despite the woman at its center not even being on the canvas at the moment?

How is it possible that we are only just noticing the resemblance between Emily in Paris‘ Emily and Days of Our Lives‘ Holly?

What’s with Bold & Beautiful‘s Brooke telling Ridge they’d bring in the police on Luna’s case “when we can”? Ma’am, there is nothing stopping you from dropping a dime on that murderous psycho.

Do you still kinda sorta giggle every time someone on General Hospital refers to Carly’s daughter as Agent Jacks?

Is there a reason Days of Our Lives made Sophia such a bad liar when they transitioned her from scared teen to full-blown villain?

Despite having seen Beyond the Gates’ Hayley with her hubby and thinking “Dang, he’s a big guy!” were you still shocked at just how tall portrayer Timon Kyle Durrett was when Bill had his showdown with Andre at Orphey Gene’s?

Does anyone else think “Like father, like daughter” every time General Hospital’s Tracy tears into Ronnie the way Edward might have?

How the [bleep] has no one on Young & Restless checked to make sure that Ian Ward is still dead, if only to dance on his grave? Given all the recent talk about Ian (not to mention how often people rise from premature graves on this show), shouldn’t someone at least check? Especially since we saw the supposedly deceased villain open his eyes while being taken away!

Did it seem odd that the police who were at the Quartermaine mansion with a search warrant let General Hospital’s Ned leave the room in which everyone was gathered, giving him the perfect opportunity to dispose of the very thing they were there to look for?

When Bold & Beautiful‘s Finn came face to face with a back-from-the-dead Luna, why wasn’t his first thought to call the police? Or his second? Or his third?

Is the Ari who slept with Doug really the same Ari who was this shocked to think Holly drunk-sexted Professor Johnny on Days of Our Lives? Or is this a doppelganger situation?

Any parents out there in the General Hospital audience find it odd when Spinelli told Nathan on Thursday that James would be returning to school the next day… a full month after most students in New York (where the fictional Port Charles is located) headed back to the classroom?

While Beyond the Gates made a lot of excuses to explain Deanna’s absence, did it still seem hard to believe Donnell’s sis wouldn’t come home at least long enough to attend her dad’s funeral?

Did General Hospital’s Britt perfectly sum up Spinelli’s unique style of speaking by countering his verbal barrage with the quip, “So many words, so little said!”?

Watching General Hospital’s Carly lash out at Brennan, did you find yourself hoping she has her blood pressure checked regularly? Being this angry all the time can’t possibly be good for a person!

If Young & Restless’ Mariah is in a clinic in Boston, and Sharon’s headed to L.A. to see Noah… who is running Cassidy First?

When General Hospital’s Willow said she would do “anything” to spend time with her children, did you want to point out to the distressed damsel that if she’d put them ahead of her relationship with Drew months ago, she wouldn’t be in her current position?