As the episode began, Will and Electra were at Forrester recapping Bill’s visit to Luna — needlessly since Soaps.com recapped it yesterday.

(See?) But even Will was tired of talking about Luna. Is there no weather for these kids to discuss? See any good movies lately?

At Deke and Remy’s bleak apartment, Forrester’s new designer modeled some old-man chic that he planned to wear on his first day of

 

 

work. Oh, btw, “it’s better if you don’t mention me” at the office, Remy reminded his beau. Sus much? Remy admitted that “something” had happened in the past but wouldn’t come out and say “Well, if you must know, I created fake nudes of Electra Forrester.”

 

 

Deke sweetly assured his honey, “You can tell me anything. But could Remy? Could he really? Apparently, Deke forgot how freaked he was to think Remy and Luna were friends. Imagine how he’d react to learning that his partner had terrorized his new work bestie.Anyway, rather than discuss the matter, Remy shooed Deke out the door — as if Hope’s brother would be in trouble if he was late punching in.

 

 

In prison, Luna delighted in how beat-up she looked and promised her cellmate she wouldn’t rat her out. She didn’t, either. When the prison doc showed up, Luna just cried that the women on the cell block hated her, and she needed to be freed for the sake of her pregnancy.

 

 

Off Luna’s checkup, the doctor phoned Will and suggested that he come speak with the mother-to-be in person. To ascertain what, exactly? Needless to say, Will to did not tell the doc, “Look, no way am I baking a file in a cake for the psycho who raped me.”

Sheila Groveled to Deacon
At Il Giardino, Sheila bugged Deacon to try and “get through this together” and come home. “I really miss you, Daddy,” she said. And does that ever fail to creep us all out? Deacon turned his wife down flat but still let her BS that “the lying and the scheming stopped the day I got married to you.”

Except for all the lying and scheming that she’s done since.

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Sheila insisted that she didn’t mind Deacon seeing Taylor; she figured that it was a step toward bringing him home — despite the fact that she’d once “killed” the shrink and had shot most of her relatives. If only L.A. weren’t such a small town!

At Taylor’s office, she and Steffy rehashed the shrink’s determination to move on from human waffle Ridge. “Is there another man in your life?” Steffy asked when Mom said she intended to make the most of her life. As if that was the only way that Taylor could move on!

Though the shrink told her daughter that she wasn’t dating anyone, we all knew that she was getting closer to Deacon than seemed therapeutic. Sheila guessed as much, too — she’d visited Taylor after her husband’s last session, the doc revealed to him.

Luna Got Exactly What She Wanted
As the episode neared its conclusion, Deacon expressed his surprise that Sheila had dropped in on Taylor. In turn, Taylor asked whether he thought he and his wife still had a future together.

At Forrester Creations, Electra encouraged Deke not to be nervous and was nice enough not to clock the sweater that he must have borrowed from somebody’s grandpa. In no time, talk turned as it inevitably does to Luna.

Finally, Will showed up to visit Luna, who described prison as awful as if anyone would expect it to be posh or pleasant. “I’m under so much stress,” she cried, “and this can’t be safe for our child.” Will seemed either to be buying her nonsense or nauseous; it was hard to tell for sure which.