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As the episode began, Steffy arrived at the cliff house with Kelly and Hayes, who almost immediately had to get ready for playdates. The kids had to be back in time for family pizza night, though. Alone with his wife, Finn admitted that he had news to break that he hadn’t wanted to deliver by phone: With remarkably little procrastinating for this show, Finn revealed that Li had kept Luna alive.

Steffy’s reaction? See above. If a picture could say, “Seriously?!?” that one is it.

Finn’s Bombshell Blows Steffy’s Mind

As Finn continued telling his wife the dreadful details of Luna’s resurrection, recapping how she got Will drunk and raped him, Steffy was beside herself — and who could blame her? Grandma Li gave Luna a second chance, and she’d used it to immediately commit yet another crime.

“She’ll do whatever it takes to save herself,” Steffy cried, “even use an innocent little baby.” Immediately, Steffy took off to tell her stepdaughter in person that she would never get out of prison.

The Forrester Creations Gang Welcomes Us to Recap City

At Forrester, Brooke and Ridge were working hard. Kidding. They were making out and recapping the hell out of recent developments. They were just getting around to saying what a relief it was that Luna was back in the slammer when Taylor showed up to announce that Steffy was coming home that day. 

Shortly, Will came in to remind us, in case anyone could possibly have forgotten, that Luna was also pregnant with his kid. Talk soon turned to Steffy and how nobody had wanted to upset her getaway with news of Luna’s return trip from the hereafter. For the rest of the episode, Will, Ridge, Brooke and Taylor discussed pretty much exactly what was going on in the Finn/Steffy scenes.

Maybe that time could have been spent — dunno, just spitballing — showing us whether Bridget is dating anyone these days or giving us a clue about how Zende feels after being passed over at work in favor of Hope’s half brother. Anyway…

Poppy… What? She *Praises* Luna?

At the jailhouse, Luna was as surprised to receive a visit from Poppy as Mom was to see the psycho alive. For once, Poppy refused to take the blame for the demented murderer/rapist Luna turned out to be. (I never bought that rewrite of the “unconventional” childhood Luna’d had.)  Further, Poppy delighted in telling her daughter that no way in hell would Bill bail her out a second time.

As talk turned to Luna’s pregnancy by Will, Poppy admitted that she was pleasantly surprised. Why? Despite Luna’s constant badmouthing of her, Poppy might have taught her a valuable lesson. Of all the guys who could have knocked her up, she’d picked a millionaire’s son. (On second thought, maybe Poppy is as awful as Li and Luna like to say.)

Steffy Reads Luna for Filth

In the episode’s final moments, Luna was elated, thinking that Will had come to see her. But no, in walked Steffy, who’d made it through L.A. traffic in stunningly good time, to remind Luna of her crimes and express her amazement at the killer’s lack of remorse. “Everything about you is disgusting,” Steffy spat.

What’s more, Steffy was going to make it her mission in life to see to it that the nut job who killed Hollis and Tom and was ready to off her, too, never got out of prison. “You’re going to be here forever, Luna.”

Eh, more likely till November sweeps, if we had to guess.